About
The Snitch is a satirical school publication with absolutely no connection to any school sanctioned media, which should be abundantly clear the second you begin reading our poorly edited articles. We write on various topics ranging from local news to politics. Our team consists of a myriad of talents - from showing up two times and never coming back to using this to pad our resumes. We want to thank you for reading this far as every view helps us get into college.
We've written and published 244 articles so far! Are you a B-CC student interested in working with us or just chatting? Join us here!
Learn more about our history and see our past staff here.
Our Awesome Team
Wren Buehler
Editor in Chief?
Remember, kids— you don’t have to be skilled to head a club. You just need to outlast everyone better than you.
Tali Goelman
Managing Editor
“There is no subject as juxtaposed between art and history as philosophy. On one hand, it is in touch with the exact science of historical context, and on the other, it is a subjective artistic interpretation of the way of living.” - Map R Test
Nicholas Daum
Head Writer
What they don’t know is that I’m using a vast sweatshop of monkeys to write all my articles. One day they’ll finish one.
Daviana Marcus
Writer, Editor
Writer of lanky articles.
Liv Dentoni
Outreach
We are decidedly not all in this together.
Bruno Chong
Writer, IT
This bio has been redacted by The Administration for clarity.
Sanjana Surendran
Artist?
You’ll either catch me sleeping or meticulously planning my path to world domination. Be afraid.
Grug
Art Critic
Grug am learned. Grug am have bachelor’s degree in art history from Cavern University. Do not make harmful assumption about Grug.
Dr. Reese Sessions
Snitch Chief Economics Contributor
Dr. Reese Sessions is the Chief Economics Contributor to The Snitch. He has a PHD from the London School Of Economics and is critically acclaimed for his landmark paper on 'Eating The Irish As A Solution To World Hunger.'
Jake Krillen
Snitch Sports Head
Bro, I'm only here in case a football scholarship can't cut it.