Benjy Eichner
Head Writer, Senior Snitch, Third Wheel
Sycophant in Chief.
Your Dad's Sneeze Found To Be Among The Lead Causes Of Noise Pollution
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Demon Not Quite Sure What They’re Supposed To Do With Newly Acquired Baby
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Kindergarteners Have Mental Breakdown After Learning Teachers Don’t Live At School
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Abrahamic God Announces New Plagues Of Egypt Remake To Include Collaborative Event With Zeus And Odin
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IT Guy Running For Senate Seat Announces Plan To Fix U.S. Government By Turning It Off And On Again
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“When Pigs Fly” And 7 Things That Are More Likely To Happen Than B-CC Winning Three Football Games In A Row
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