Politics
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Opinion: We Should Nuke The Rock
Nicholas Daum
Australian Ban On Importing Animals Found To Be Result Of Lobbying From Group Of Xenophobic Kangaroos
G’Dale, Mate
Conservatives Baffled After Cross-Reference Of Constitution And Bible Does Not Reveal Location Of Democrats’ Evil Lair
Nicholas Daum
Fearing A Lemur Uprising, Madagascar’s Government Bans “Planet Of The Apes” Franchise
Wren Buehler
“We Have No Plans To Close,” Says School System, Having No Plans At All
Daviana Marcus
Elon Musk Alleges Workers Can Unionize Whenever They Want As Long As They Answer Three Riddles
Nicholas Daum