Nicholas Daum
Head Writer
What they don’t know is that I’m using a vast sweatshop of monkeys to write all my articles. One day they’ll finish one.
Ivy League Admissions Reveal New Supplemental Essays, DNA Sample, Trial By Fire
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Opinion: We Should Nuke The Rock
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Americans Torn Between Supporting Former Colonial Oppressor And Century-Long Rival Or French In World Cup
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Marvel Reveals They Have Next Nine Films, Five Shows, Two World Wars Already in Production
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Local Knight Complains Catholic Church Really Out Of Ideas At This Point After Announcement Of Seventh Crusade
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Conservatives Baffled After Cross-Reference Of Constitution And Bible Does Not Reveal Location Of Democrats’ Evil Lair
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