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Snitch Writer Resigns After Ratatouille TikTok Musical Makes A Million Dollars

Bill Angell • Jan 11, 2021 Thumbnail for "Snitch Writer Resigns After Ratatouille TikTok Musical Makes A Million Dollars"

To: dale.bell@snitchbcc.com
From: bill.angell@snitchbcc.com
CC: All Snitch Staff
Subject: My Resignation

To God Emperor Dale and my esteemed colleagues,

I am sad to report that this email will act as my resignation. For over a year I have tried to bring the truth in as humorous a light as possible, but given recent developments I feel I am no longer able to do so.

As is well known among staff, I am a theatre geek, so I was surprised and bewildered when Ratatouille: The TikTok Musical not only aired as a benefit concert for The Actors Fund, but raised over a million dollars. I was just not ready to see serious actors I loved in such a bizarre production. I am also concerned that a musical written by teenagers on TikTok, being sung by Tony winning stars, and making A MILLION DOLLARS will be more absurd than anything I will ever write. With this development, truth has become stranger than fiction, and any attempt to surpass this will be dangerous to my mental health.

I wish the best for each and every one of you, and of course for The Snitch as a whole.

(Former) Writer,
Bill Angell

(P.S. If anyone catches me humming any part of that show you’re allowed to slap me.)

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Was once told that “Theatre isn’t all there is to life.” In a dejected trance he found himself waking up in The Snitch’s office, and decided to stay out of gratitude for the staff not eating him.
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