Today we’re unveiling our second entry in the Snitch series Letters To The Editor! Since the beginning of time, we’ve been providing you with high quality news and humor. But what is our average reader like? We’ve sifted through our metric ton of fan mail to find the best, funniest, and most enlightening letters we have received and are starting to publish them here. So if you’ve got any questions, comments, concerns, or gaping holes in your soul that can only be filled by writing us letters, then this series is for you!

Letter From Amos Conrad:

Help me. I can’t say how lng it will be until my fhone slips so I’ll make this quick. I was out hikng and I trippd and fell into a ravine. I tried to clim out, but a bulder got dislodged and fell on my arm. Im trpped and it's been 5 days. my fone was hanging from my belt but I’ve managed to balance it on my foot so I can write this email. Youve got to help me. I’m running out of food and water. I included my cordinates as an atachment. [51.5125556, -0.2189334]

Snitch Response:

Hi! We were so happy to receive your fan mail! It’s fantastic to hear that our readers enjoy the great outdoors. We get so much mail from readers like you that it takes us a while to process all of it. It looks like you wrote to us in 2015. Anyway, thanks for writing to us and please, send us an update on how you’re doing now!