Today we’re unveiling our newest Snitch series, Letters To The Editor! Since the beginning of time, we’ve been providing you with high quality news and humor. But what is our average reader like? We’ve sifted through our metric ton of fan mail to find the best, funniest, and most enlightening letters we have received and are starting to publish them here. So if you’ve got any questions, comments, concerns, or gaping holes in your soul that can only be filled by writing us letters, then this series is for you!

Letter From Micheal Liu:

Hi, I’m a huge fan of The Snitch and a new junior at B-CC. The Snitch seems like the number one news source at B-CC, so I figured if I had a question I should come to you. Anyway, here’s my question: school has been in session for a couple of weeks now and I’ve been showing up to class every day, but where is everyone else? Every morning I get up and walk to school, I open one of the back doors with a keycard I found, and I go to my classes, but no one is there, not even teachers. What the hell is going on? Is my calendar wrong? I would check my MCPS email but I don’t have the password and can’t log on. I’m new to B-CC this year so I think maybe it could be like a hazing thing? That would take an insane amount of commitment. I was honestly a little worried about what MCPS would do about school during the pandemic, but that was around the time I forgot my email password. Maybe I missed an email.