QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?
Wren Buehler • Jan 16, 2021
Discover the Potteresque truths hidden deep inside of you!
Which of these countries would you like to live in?
A France
B Britain
C America
D No preference
E Germany in the early to mid-1900s
What’s your preferred social media?
A Facebook
B (Preferred website is illegal)
C 4Chan
D Reddit
E Twitter
How would you describe yourself, politically?
A I’m a traditionalist
B I’m an extremist
C I’m a progressive — I swear
D I’m a moderate
E I’m an avowed anti-semite
What’s your greatest challenge?
A Those damn communists
B Finding clean pants
C Learning a new language
D PC culture
E People calling me out on Twitter
What’s your favorite word?
A Irresponsibility
B (Censored)
C Chang: that’s Chinese, I think
D Something French
E Security
What’s your favorite character from the series?
A Voldemort — I really see myself in him
B Hermione! I love representation!
C The uncle
D Ron
E The, uh, European guy
You're []
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Wizards Crapped Their Pants
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The Uncle Was Pro-Brexit?
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Cho Chang’s Name Being Random Crap
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Voldemort Rhymes With Snore
50%
Goblins Have Hooked Noses and Love Gold
50%
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