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QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?

Wren Buehler • Jan 16, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?"

Discover the Potteresque truths hidden deep inside of you!

Which of these countries would you like to live in?

A Germany in the early to mid-1900s
B No preference
C America
D France
E Britain

What’s your preferred social media?

A Facebook
B 4Chan
C Twitter
D (Preferred website is illegal)
E Reddit

How would you describe yourself, politically?

A I’m an extremist
B I’m a traditionalist
C I’m a moderate
D I’m an avowed anti-semite
E I’m a progressive — I swear

What’s your greatest challenge?

A Those damn communists
B Learning a new language
C Finding clean pants
D People calling me out on Twitter
E PC culture

What’s your favorite word?

A Irresponsibility
B Something French
C (Censored)
D Security
E Chang: that’s Chinese, I think

What’s your favorite character from the series?

A Voldemort — I really see myself in him
B Hermione! I love representation!
C The uncle
D Ron
E The, uh, European guy

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