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QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?

Wren Buehler • Jan 16, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?"

Discover the Potteresque truths hidden deep inside of you!

Which of these countries would you like to live in?

A America
B No preference
C Germany in the early to mid-1900s
D Britain
E France

What’s your preferred social media?

A Facebook
B Twitter
C 4Chan
D (Preferred website is illegal)
E Reddit

How would you describe yourself, politically?

A I’m an avowed anti-semite
B I’m a traditionalist
C I’m an extremist
D I’m a progressive — I swear
E I’m a moderate

What’s your greatest challenge?

A Those damn communists
B Finding clean pants
C PC culture
D Learning a new language
E People calling me out on Twitter

What’s your favorite word?

A Something French
B Chang: that’s Chinese, I think
C (Censored)
D Irresponsibility
E Security

What’s your favorite character from the series?

A The, uh, European guy
B Voldemort — I really see myself in him
C The uncle
D Ron
E Hermione! I love representation!

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