QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?
Wren Buehler • Jan 16, 2021
Discover the Potteresque truths hidden deep inside of you!
Which of these countries would you like to live in?
A No preference
B France
C America
D Germany in the early to mid-1900s
E Britain
What’s your preferred social media?
A Twitter
B Facebook
C (Preferred website is illegal)
D 4Chan
E Reddit
How would you describe yourself, politically?
A I’m an avowed anti-semite
B I’m a moderate
C I’m an extremist
D I’m a traditionalist
E I’m a progressive — I swear
What’s your greatest challenge?
A Finding clean pants
B Learning a new language
C Those damn communists
D PC culture
E People calling me out on Twitter
What’s your favorite word?
A Irresponsibility
B Something French
C Chang: that’s Chinese, I think
D Security
E (Censored)
What’s your favorite character from the series?
A Hermione! I love representation!
B The uncle
C Ron
D Voldemort — I really see myself in him
E The, uh, European guy
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