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QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?

Wren Buehler • Jan 16, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?"

Discover the Potteresque truths hidden deep inside of you!

Which of these countries would you like to live in?

A Britain
B France
C No preference
D America
E Germany in the early to mid-1900s

What’s your preferred social media?

A 4Chan
B (Preferred website is illegal)
C Reddit
D Twitter
E Facebook

How would you describe yourself, politically?

A I’m a moderate
B I’m an avowed anti-semite
C I’m an extremist
D I’m a progressive — I swear
E I’m a traditionalist

What’s your greatest challenge?

A Finding clean pants
B Learning a new language
C PC culture
D Those damn communists
E People calling me out on Twitter

What’s your favorite word?

A Something French
B Irresponsibility
C Security
D (Censored)
E Chang: that’s Chinese, I think

What’s your favorite character from the series?

A The, uh, European guy
B Ron
C Hermione! I love representation!
D The uncle
E Voldemort — I really see myself in him

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