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QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?

Wren Buehler • Jan 16, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?"

Discover the Potteresque truths hidden deep inside of you!

Which of these countries would you like to live in?

A Britain
B France
C America
D No preference
E Germany in the early to mid-1900s

What’s your preferred social media?

A Facebook
B 4Chan
C Twitter
D Reddit
E (Preferred website is illegal)

How would you describe yourself, politically?

A I’m a progressive — I swear
B I’m an extremist
C I’m an avowed anti-semite
D I’m a moderate
E I’m a traditionalist

What’s your greatest challenge?

A People calling me out on Twitter
B Learning a new language
C Finding clean pants
D Those damn communists
E PC culture

What’s your favorite word?

A Chang: that’s Chinese, I think
B Security
C Irresponsibility
D (Censored)
E Something French

What’s your favorite character from the series?

A Ron
B Voldemort — I really see myself in him
C Hermione! I love representation!
D The, uh, European guy
E The uncle

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