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QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?

Wren Buehler • Jan 16, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?"

Discover the Potteresque truths hidden deep inside of you!

Which of these countries would you like to live in?

A Germany in the early to mid-1900s
B Britain
C America
D France
E No preference

What’s your preferred social media?

A Twitter
B (Preferred website is illegal)
C Reddit
D Facebook
E 4Chan

How would you describe yourself, politically?

A I’m a traditionalist
B I’m an extremist
C I’m an avowed anti-semite
D I’m a progressive — I swear
E I’m a moderate

What’s your greatest challenge?

A Learning a new language
B Finding clean pants
C Those damn communists
D People calling me out on Twitter
E PC culture

What’s your favorite word?

A Chang: that’s Chinese, I think
B Security
C (Censored)
D Irresponsibility
E Something French

What’s your favorite character from the series?

A The uncle
B Ron
C Hermione! I love representation!
D The, uh, European guy
E Voldemort — I really see myself in him

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