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QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?

Wren Buehler • Jan 16, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Crappy Harry Potter Detail Are You?"

Discover the Potteresque truths hidden deep inside of you!

Which of these countries would you like to live in?

A No preference
B Germany in the early to mid-1900s
C America
D Britain
E France

What’s your preferred social media?

A Facebook
B 4Chan
C Reddit
D Twitter
E (Preferred website is illegal)

How would you describe yourself, politically?

A I’m an avowed anti-semite
B I’m a moderate
C I’m an extremist
D I’m a progressive — I swear
E I’m a traditionalist

What’s your greatest challenge?

A PC culture
B Learning a new language
C Those damn communists
D People calling me out on Twitter
E Finding clean pants

What’s your favorite word?

A Chang: that’s Chinese, I think
B (Censored)
C Something French
D Security
E Irresponsibility

What’s your favorite character from the series?

A Hermione! I love representation!
B The uncle
C The, uh, European guy
D Voldemort — I really see myself in him
E Ron

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