QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?
Benjy Eichner • Apr 12, 2021
Which of these forgettable presidents are you? Find out in this awesome Snitch quiz!
You are forced to sing in front of a large group of people, what do you sing?
A A rap song you only know half the words to so you do the microphone point thing
B The Soviet National Anthem
C Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
D Some random emo song
E Whatever is popular
F Paradise City - Guns N Roses
You’re invited to a costume party, which of these are you wearing?
A A ghost for the third year in a row
B A super elaborate Joker costume
C Nothing because your invitation must be a set up as a prank
D Something super low key
E A character from the new trendy game
F The same costume as the popular kid because that’s just your luck
We here at The Snitch have nothing to do on Friday nights because we are lonely, what would you do?
A Accidentally start a fight at the bar
B Partyyyyy
C Chat up influential people
D Stay home
E Whatever everyone else wants to do
F Whatever you gain the most from
You accidentally start a new trend, what is it?
A Collecting super expensive rocks
B Fencing with sticks
C Human Doormats
D Sucking up to people
E Something that you can do while being lazy
F Bringing up that stupid thing you did in elementary school any time you are around
From legal fees to OSHA violations The Snitch has made many enemies, who would be your worst enemy?
A Any sort of hard work
B The teachers pet
C Peace
D Confrontations… any confrontations
E The tax collector
F The jock with a loud personality
In order to fight these charges we need some good friends, which of these make the best friends?
A Diamonds duh
B Your smoking buddy
C A teacher
D The loud wisecracking kid
E The Starbucks lover
F Whoever you want something from
You're []
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John Tyler
50%
Millard Fillmore
50%
James Buchanan
50%
Martin Van Buren
50%
William McKinley
50%
Warren G. Harding
50%
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Benjy EichnerThis article is part of the Quizzes series.
