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QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?

Benjy Eichner • Apr 12, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?"

Which of these forgettable presidents are you? Find out in this awesome Snitch quiz!

You are forced to sing in front of a large group of people, what do you sing?

A Some random emo song
B Whatever is popular
C Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
D The Soviet National Anthem
E A rap song you only know half the words to so you do the microphone point thing
F Paradise City - Guns N Roses

You’re invited to a costume party, which of these are you wearing?

A The same costume as the popular kid because that’s just your luck
B Nothing because your invitation must be a set up as a prank
C A super elaborate Joker costume
D A ghost for the third year in a row
E A character from the new trendy game
F Something super low key

We here at The Snitch have nothing to do on Friday nights because we are lonely, what would you do?

A Whatever you gain the most from
B Accidentally start a fight at the bar
C Stay home
D Partyyyyy
E Chat up influential people
F Whatever everyone else wants to do

You accidentally start a new trend, what is it?

A Something that you can do while being lazy
B Fencing with sticks
C Sucking up to people
D Human Doormats
E Collecting super expensive rocks
F Bringing up that stupid thing you did in elementary school any time you are around

From legal fees to OSHA violations The Snitch has made many enemies, who would be your worst enemy?

A The jock with a loud personality
B Peace
C The tax collector
D The teachers pet
E Confrontations… any confrontations
F Any sort of hard work

In order to fight these charges we need some good friends, which of these make the best friends?

A The loud wisecracking kid
B Your smoking buddy
C A teacher
D The Starbucks lover
E Whoever you want something from
F Diamonds duh

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John Tyler
50%
Millard Fillmore
50%
James Buchanan
50%
Martin Van Buren
50%
William McKinley
50%
Warren G. Harding
50%
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