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QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?

Benjy Eichner • Apr 12, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?"

Which of these forgettable presidents are you? Find out in this awesome Snitch quiz!

You are forced to sing in front of a large group of people, what do you sing?

A Paradise City - Guns N Roses
B Some random emo song
C Whatever is popular
D The Soviet National Anthem
E Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
F A rap song you only know half the words to so you do the microphone point thing

You’re invited to a costume party, which of these are you wearing?

A A ghost for the third year in a row
B A super elaborate Joker costume
C The same costume as the popular kid because that’s just your luck
D Nothing because your invitation must be a set up as a prank
E Something super low key
F A character from the new trendy game

We here at The Snitch have nothing to do on Friday nights because we are lonely, what would you do?

A Chat up influential people
B Whatever everyone else wants to do
C Stay home
D Whatever you gain the most from
E Partyyyyy
F Accidentally start a fight at the bar

You accidentally start a new trend, what is it?

A Collecting super expensive rocks
B Something that you can do while being lazy
C Human Doormats
D Sucking up to people
E Fencing with sticks
F Bringing up that stupid thing you did in elementary school any time you are around

From legal fees to OSHA violations The Snitch has made many enemies, who would be your worst enemy?

A Any sort of hard work
B The tax collector
C Peace
D Confrontations… any confrontations
E The jock with a loud personality
F The teachers pet

In order to fight these charges we need some good friends, which of these make the best friends?

A The Starbucks lover
B The loud wisecracking kid
C A teacher
D Whoever you want something from
E Your smoking buddy
F Diamonds duh

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John Tyler
50%
Millard Fillmore
50%
James Buchanan
50%
Martin Van Buren
50%
William McKinley
50%
Warren G. Harding
50%
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