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QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?

Benjy Eichner • Apr 12, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?"

Which of these forgettable presidents are you? Find out in this awesome Snitch quiz!

You are forced to sing in front of a large group of people, what do you sing?

A Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
B Paradise City - Guns N Roses
C Some random emo song
D Whatever is popular
E A rap song you only know half the words to so you do the microphone point thing
F The Soviet National Anthem

You’re invited to a costume party, which of these are you wearing?

A The same costume as the popular kid because that’s just your luck
B A character from the new trendy game
C A super elaborate Joker costume
D Something super low key
E A ghost for the third year in a row
F Nothing because your invitation must be a set up as a prank

We here at The Snitch have nothing to do on Friday nights because we are lonely, what would you do?

A Accidentally start a fight at the bar
B Stay home
C Whatever you gain the most from
D Partyyyyy
E Whatever everyone else wants to do
F Chat up influential people

You accidentally start a new trend, what is it?

A Fencing with sticks
B Sucking up to people
C Collecting super expensive rocks
D Human Doormats
E Something that you can do while being lazy
F Bringing up that stupid thing you did in elementary school any time you are around

From legal fees to OSHA violations The Snitch has made many enemies, who would be your worst enemy?

A Confrontations… any confrontations
B The teachers pet
C The jock with a loud personality
D The tax collector
E Any sort of hard work
F Peace

In order to fight these charges we need some good friends, which of these make the best friends?

A A teacher
B Whoever you want something from
C The Starbucks lover
D The loud wisecracking kid
E Your smoking buddy
F Diamonds duh

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John Tyler
50%
Millard Fillmore
50%
James Buchanan
50%
Martin Van Buren
50%
William McKinley
50%
Warren G. Harding
50%
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