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QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?

Benjy Eichner • Apr 12, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?"

Which of these forgettable presidents are you? Find out in this awesome Snitch quiz!

You are forced to sing in front of a large group of people, what do you sing?

A Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
B Whatever is popular
C A rap song you only know half the words to so you do the microphone point thing
D Some random emo song
E Paradise City - Guns N Roses
F The Soviet National Anthem

You’re invited to a costume party, which of these are you wearing?

A A super elaborate Joker costume
B Nothing because your invitation must be a set up as a prank
C The same costume as the popular kid because that’s just your luck
D A character from the new trendy game
E Something super low key
F A ghost for the third year in a row

We here at The Snitch have nothing to do on Friday nights because we are lonely, what would you do?

A Stay home
B Accidentally start a fight at the bar
C Whatever you gain the most from
D Whatever everyone else wants to do
E Chat up influential people
F Partyyyyy

You accidentally start a new trend, what is it?

A Something that you can do while being lazy
B Fencing with sticks
C Human Doormats
D Sucking up to people
E Bringing up that stupid thing you did in elementary school any time you are around
F Collecting super expensive rocks

From legal fees to OSHA violations The Snitch has made many enemies, who would be your worst enemy?

A Any sort of hard work
B Peace
C The teachers pet
D Confrontations… any confrontations
E The tax collector
F The jock with a loud personality

In order to fight these charges we need some good friends, which of these make the best friends?

A The loud wisecracking kid
B A teacher
C Diamonds duh
D Your smoking buddy
E Whoever you want something from
F The Starbucks lover

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John Tyler
50%
Millard Fillmore
50%
James Buchanan
50%
Martin Van Buren
50%
William McKinley
50%
Warren G. Harding
50%
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