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QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?

Benjy Eichner • Apr 12, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?"

Which of these forgettable presidents are you? Find out in this awesome Snitch quiz!

You are forced to sing in front of a large group of people, what do you sing?

A The Soviet National Anthem
B Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
C A rap song you only know half the words to so you do the microphone point thing
D Paradise City - Guns N Roses
E Whatever is popular
F Some random emo song

You’re invited to a costume party, which of these are you wearing?

A The same costume as the popular kid because that’s just your luck
B Nothing because your invitation must be a set up as a prank
C A character from the new trendy game
D Something super low key
E A ghost for the third year in a row
F A super elaborate Joker costume

We here at The Snitch have nothing to do on Friday nights because we are lonely, what would you do?

A Whatever you gain the most from
B Partyyyyy
C Chat up influential people
D Accidentally start a fight at the bar
E Whatever everyone else wants to do
F Stay home

You accidentally start a new trend, what is it?

A Fencing with sticks
B Bringing up that stupid thing you did in elementary school any time you are around
C Sucking up to people
D Collecting super expensive rocks
E Human Doormats
F Something that you can do while being lazy

From legal fees to OSHA violations The Snitch has made many enemies, who would be your worst enemy?

A Confrontations… any confrontations
B Any sort of hard work
C The jock with a loud personality
D The teachers pet
E The tax collector
F Peace

In order to fight these charges we need some good friends, which of these make the best friends?

A Diamonds duh
B Your smoking buddy
C A teacher
D The loud wisecracking kid
E The Starbucks lover
F Whoever you want something from

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John Tyler
50%
Millard Fillmore
50%
James Buchanan
50%
Martin Van Buren
50%
William McKinley
50%
Warren G. Harding
50%
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