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QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?

Benjy Eichner • Apr 12, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?"

Which of these forgettable presidents are you? Find out in this awesome Snitch quiz!

You are forced to sing in front of a large group of people, what do you sing?

A Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
B Some random emo song
C Paradise City - Guns N Roses
D Whatever is popular
E A rap song you only know half the words to so you do the microphone point thing
F The Soviet National Anthem

You’re invited to a costume party, which of these are you wearing?

A A super elaborate Joker costume
B Something super low key
C The same costume as the popular kid because that’s just your luck
D Nothing because your invitation must be a set up as a prank
E A ghost for the third year in a row
F A character from the new trendy game

We here at The Snitch have nothing to do on Friday nights because we are lonely, what would you do?

A Whatever everyone else wants to do
B Stay home
C Whatever you gain the most from
D Accidentally start a fight at the bar
E Partyyyyy
F Chat up influential people

You accidentally start a new trend, what is it?

A Sucking up to people
B Bringing up that stupid thing you did in elementary school any time you are around
C Human Doormats
D Something that you can do while being lazy
E Fencing with sticks
F Collecting super expensive rocks

From legal fees to OSHA violations The Snitch has made many enemies, who would be your worst enemy?

A Confrontations… any confrontations
B Peace
C The teachers pet
D The tax collector
E The jock with a loud personality
F Any sort of hard work

In order to fight these charges we need some good friends, which of these make the best friends?

A The loud wisecracking kid
B Your smoking buddy
C Whoever you want something from
D The Starbucks lover
E Diamonds duh
F A teacher

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John Tyler
50%
Millard Fillmore
50%
James Buchanan
50%
Martin Van Buren
50%
William McKinley
50%
Warren G. Harding
50%
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