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QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?

Benjy Eichner • Apr 12, 2021 Thumbnail for "QUIZ: Which Forgettable President Are You?"

Which of these forgettable presidents are you? Find out in this awesome Snitch quiz!

You are forced to sing in front of a large group of people, what do you sing?

A The Soviet National Anthem
B A rap song you only know half the words to so you do the microphone point thing
C Whatever is popular
D Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
E Paradise City - Guns N Roses
F Some random emo song

You’re invited to a costume party, which of these are you wearing?

A The same costume as the popular kid because that’s just your luck
B A ghost for the third year in a row
C Nothing because your invitation must be a set up as a prank
D Something super low key
E A super elaborate Joker costume
F A character from the new trendy game

We here at The Snitch have nothing to do on Friday nights because we are lonely, what would you do?

A Whatever everyone else wants to do
B Chat up influential people
C Stay home
D Accidentally start a fight at the bar
E Whatever you gain the most from
F Partyyyyy

You accidentally start a new trend, what is it?

A Bringing up that stupid thing you did in elementary school any time you are around
B Fencing with sticks
C Human Doormats
D Something that you can do while being lazy
E Collecting super expensive rocks
F Sucking up to people

From legal fees to OSHA violations The Snitch has made many enemies, who would be your worst enemy?

A Confrontations… any confrontations
B The jock with a loud personality
C Any sort of hard work
D The teachers pet
E Peace
F The tax collector

In order to fight these charges we need some good friends, which of these make the best friends?

A Diamonds duh
B The Starbucks lover
C The loud wisecracking kid
D Whoever you want something from
E A teacher
F Your smoking buddy

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John Tyler
50%
Millard Fillmore
50%
James Buchanan
50%
Martin Van Buren
50%
William McKinley
50%
Warren G. Harding
50%
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